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'GETTING THE WHOLE LOOK HABIT'

By: Cliff Livingstone

Get The Whole Look Habit!

Getting the Wholelook.com habit is easy. Go to website http://www.wholelook.com and click away on any of the Daily Joke and Daily humor, quotes, puns, jokes, humor, and humour items you find staring you in the face.

Website http://www.wholelook.com is totally unlike any other jokes and humour website on the web. Rather than forcing you to fish through enormous databases of one at a time items, Wholelook.com only presents ten simple Daily, jokes, quotes, puns, humor, humour, and other items, each item has three ‘Nexts’, and the whole set is refreshed twice daily. Additionally, one cartoon (sorry, no nexts) is presented twice daily to conserve band width unless someone is heeled well enough to coff up the tab.

The idea is that instead of going to the web for something to do for the evening, you go to http://www.wholelook.com for a quick brain eraser from your current appointed task. The principle is exactly the same as running for a cup of coffee or cup of water after an arduous session at work with the boss hanging over your shoulder, or studying for an exam due to start in ten minutes, or after being on the Internet for eighteen hours straight, or washing the car and now it’s raining, or just zoning out and going catatonic for fourteen hours.

You all know who bosses are, ‘No matter how far up the ladder you are in a Corporate structure, somebody further up the ladder works at a much slower pace’. Website http://www.wholelook.com takes the time out of the equation. Just click in, click around, and click back out. Your boss will still be trying to turn the next page trying to figure out what the heck you’ve just written.

Parents are a lot easier. As long as you are in your room and the TV is off, they are satisfied, proud, and dream of the day you start supporting them for the rest of their lives as a successful Lawyer. Where a successful Lawyer is someone who knows who to pull favours from when the going gets rough.

Not to misunderstand, there are lots of very good jokes, quotes, puns, humour, humor and daily jokes website on the Internet. But every scientific discovery exists only until the next discovery comes along and blows it to smithereens. Colgate is great for bringing on bright shining ivories. Now there is Topol. Good Joke websites are great for rummaging around for a laugh, now there is http://www.wholelook.com.

In the same way that Greed precedes decorum in all matters to do with money and/or chocolates, website http://www.wholelook.com precedes all other websites in matters to do with a quick fix. Wholelook is proof positivehttp://www.wholelook.com that the Law of Entropy actually works. Namely, Energy in equals Energy out unless you're stoned. If you get lost for four hours staring at Wholelook.com, it’s not the website’s problem.

Similarly, if used to a big catalogue of jokes in front of you to explore, don’t forget that half a Cuban cigar is way better than none at all. Don’t forget that the name of the game with Wholelook.com is hauling in to grab a quick cup of Joe to go, and be back out on the road again in less than fifteen seconds.

Similarly, just like you should never die your hair when you’ve been drinking, you should never go surfing on the web when you should be studying or working. How do you tell your parents or your boss that you need it for fast, fast, fast relief from the pressure of whatever you’re doing. Parents and Bosses are singularly alike in not appreciating the importance of a good excuse. Do everyone including yourself a favour. Do a quick in and out of Wholelook.com’s Daily, jokes, puns, quotes, humor and humour and now everybody’s happy. Wholelook.com is proof positive that the Internet gets bigger and smaller at the same time”.

Since moribund stultification has a sneaky way of showing up right at the wrong time, stave it off by jokes, quotes, puns, humour, humor, and the other whole nine yards with the http://www.wholelook.com habit. You have nothing to lose except maybe some drool. If you need to rationalize it to yourself, call it the Whole Look Daily jokes and humour hobbie.

Wholelook.com sounds good if it's as good as it sounds. And there’s only one way on the planet to find that out. If you don’t know what that is, please go back to the top of this article and start all over. Remember, there are no such thing as Senior moments, only Alzheimer’s and Someheimer’s. and some people have Someheimer’s. So in case you have already forgotten, the website is http://www.wholelook.com, a twice Daily jokes, humor, puns, jokes, quotes and other humour Internet web site for sore eyes.

Wafted by - CliffR
(Posted on December 14, 2008 - 12:15 pm)